Beware of promptings & other "stuff"

Ok, so I'm driving down the road busy with my own thoughts. Kirsten & Aaron are amazingly quiet in the back seat of the car. We all have nasty colds/virus whatever. This thought comes to me, "My kids were never pukers. They just rarely ever puke. Thank God." Ok, that's a little random I thought. What a weird thought to just fly into my head. A few miles later another thought comes. "We've had Kirsten & Aaron almost a year. They've never puked either. They must not be pukers. Oh what a relief." Again, I think to myself how bizarre these random thoughts are that just keep popping into my head. Note to self: next time these thoughts occur: STOP THE CAR & HAND OUT BAGS!!!!!!!!!! Within just minutes of these "puking thoughts" Aaron pukes all over the place. Oh my.

Well, that was last Thursday, & I figured I'd get a break from grossness for a while. Ha!! Here was today:

1. 6:45 a.m. : I wake up to the sound of my dog peeing in my bedroom.
2. 3:30 p.m.: Aaron comes homes from school with someone else's clothes on & his own bag of poopy underwear. Uh... thanks.
3. 3:45 p.m : As the kids caseworker is here, Josh yells, "Mom, something stinks. Tessa threw up in your office."
4. 8:00 p.m. : I'm out in the garage when I hear my dear husband calling me, "Honey, I need your help." He looks like he is covered in BLOOD. He says, "I'm cut." Well, he is such a prankster & is REALLY covered in this red stuff. It looks like someone shot him in the chest. "That's NOT blood," I said. Guess what friends? It was RED CANDLE WAX that he had an accident with all over himself & my cream colored living room carpet. (No, he's not burnt. I guess I should say that.)

Everyone & everything is clean now except for the living room carpet. Anyone know how to get rid of candle wax from your carpet? Will tomorrow be better????